So my dog ban is not as easy as I thought it might be....
I realise that dogs have heightened sense of smell but how the hell they can sense a Bitch is refusing to put out is beyond me. So far i've had one ex and two other doggies show interest in humping my leg and other various doggie bits..
I would also like to add that the dogs I talk to on twitter are house trained and dont bite or piss on the carpet...much. These cute puppies are exempt from any references in this post to dogs..... they my dawgs not my DOGS !!
But these other ones.... lets take the ex for example...he contacts me out of nowhere (haven't spoken to him in 8 months!) and out of the blue he sends me a text saying " hey i've found the perfect gift for ur birthday".
Huh I dont get it??
Why does a guy, who you havent spoken to in over half a year, think you want or need a gift from him... "ohhhh share your toys with me and maybe I'll let you give me your bone too".
Man some dogs have no clue..
And then today I get a text from some unknown mongrel which I will post it exactly as it reads "Heyah...h0w y0u?waht yah d0in*?Wana hav fun??"
Ok seriously do dogs think this approach is gonna work for them.. do they think a Bitch would get this random txt and go "fuck yeah I wanna hit that".
Come on son... put some effort in.
I once got a note written on a used pie packet left on my car at work saying "if you want a younger man txt me". I ended up finding out who it was from and it was this 22 year old puppy who's bad text grammar was his downfall.. but really a pie packet??? ..
On a side note: leaving notes on girl's car windows after following them to their work because you liked their "long legs and hot boots" (no lies Bitches that is what he said :/ ) is not a cool way to get my attention.
What was with the boots comment by the way , did puppy wanna chew on my shoes?
So yeah romance is dead and so is my faith in dogs.. I'm bout ready to give up dogs altogether and chase me some pussy cat !!
As for the mystery romantic text writer I think I'm gonna do something interesting with your number >:)
Now where was I ...oh thats right Here Kittty Kitty Kitty :P
