Alpha Dog you ain't all that

Ok so I worked a 15hr day the other day.. I'm a chef so this means  I "worked" 15hrs straight.

During busy functions there is no time for breaks etc.. its part of this industry and you either learn to deal with it or go work at McDonald's (no offence if you work at macca's... chill !)

Now a lot of people presume (incorrectly) that as cheffing is about cooking etc it would be a bitch run profession.. ohhhh no no no it is not.. the Alpha has taken a firm grip on it .. and has a serious issue with the bitch being on top....  now I know you are saying a bitch on top rocks but unless it involves the Alpha's cock this is not the case.

Without being a smug faggot I would say I am one of the better chefs working in my restaurant.. the head chef is amazing and I have much respect for that dog, however there are 3 mongrel dogs that work there that are to be fair ... Fucking useless.

When someone is sick, who pulls a 15hr double shift.. on their day off who gets called in to help...who does all the budgets, costings and brings new recipes and ideas to this restaurant...who does 4 hr mail drops of advertising.. that's right THE BITCH !!

Now even though the head chef does respect and appreciate my work and I have progressed up the ladder, why is it that the useless (and I really mean useless) chefs that get the perks, the trips away for competitions and all the advantages that I have to beg and sweat blood to get....its simple ... they hold the PENIS !!   pun totally intended :)

Now I worked a double and was given less than 12 hrs warning. I was meant to be going away for a girls weekend which I had to cancel.. so I call the boss this morning and ask for tomorrow off so I can still get away for a night... but what did  I not have to  bring to the table....that's right  THE PENIS !

So I went the mature response and proceeded to tell the boss I feel PMS coming on, describing the bloating and cramping I was experiencing in graphic detail..  sensing his uncomfortable state on the phone I decided to up the stakes and told him I also needed to take an hour off tomorrow to get a pap smear... I even threw in I should probably get a wax first as well.. 

He hurriedly mumbled incoherently something bout  "whatever take the day off grrr humbug" and hung up... so yes oh mighty Alpha you may hold the Penis but poochie I got you by the balls :D