The beginning

After over 10 years of dating (which I know is not a long time - however in dog years its around 53 years) I've decided that as I have all these years of experience I can give my opinion on the dynamics between women and men. As we are going to compare men and women to dogs I shall from now on refer to Men as Dogs and Women as Bitches!

Now if these references bother you then you may wanna get the fuck off my blog because I'm not particularly "PC" nor am I prepared to sugarcoat this as relationships are not all sugar and spice, more rats and mice.

I was going to start with a little history about myself, but I have now decided that I shall throw little snippets of my dysfunctional cluster fuck of a life throughout this journey.

Ironically as I am looking for some inspiration for something to discuss I find myself watching "The Bachelor".

Now THERE is a perfect example of the hound dog behaviour of men and women..one man... 12 women.. all of them circling and wagging their "tails" in the snout of the dog while he struts his stuff sniffing their butts and dry humping their legs to see which bitch is a suitable mate.

Watching these bitches fight and degrade themselves to get the attention of this dog is embarrassing to watch.

Now I have never had a problem getting a dogs attention but I seem to attract the mongrels and mutts of the pack.

Maybe my problem is I always go for the bad boy dogs, the dogs that in all honestly should of been neutered, flea'ed and in some cases put down as its the more humane option for the dog and all the bitches he will hump.

I'm not attracted to the "nice" dogs, if there's a mutt in sight I'll wag my tail in his direction panting which always ends badly.

So what are the choices ..

1. Continue dating the bad dogs and end up with a broken heart
2. Get with some "poodle" and hope that there is some chemistry and sustainability

Maybe I'm a lone bitch destined to roam and not have a "fairytale ending".

Would that bother me though?.. not doing the "picket fence" marriage and puppies thing?

To be honest at this point in my life all I'm concerned about is getting my career on track and succeeding in my chosen profession .. I'm 28 (125 dog years) so I don't think there is any hurry to get into any big deal things.. puppy love will do for now.. ..


So the dogs can chase my tail, sniff my butt, and if he's lucky a lil doggie style but commitment etc is not something I'm prepared to explore.

Recently though I have been accused of being "needy" which really got to me..and made me scrutinise my behaviour and see if there was any truth to it.  I think some dogs mistake caring and concern as more than it is.

The Alpha male needs to realise sometimes that they ain't all that and bitches can get all the arse they need so pull ya head in pups and go chase your ball !

Until next time may your water bowl be full and your coat flea free !!