And herein begins my first contribution to this blog. I am sure it is just the start of many. As boys continue to act as the lying cheating scum that they are, they will continue to provide fodder for this blog.
Case in point – my friend Tramp (all names have been changed to protect the infamous). On the outside Tramp seems like the dream dog, good natured, friendly, shiny coat and nose, cums when called. You know the deal. Now Tramp has a bitch, lets call her Lady. Lady assumes, and rightly so, that Tramp is her stud. They sleep in the same kennel every night and have done so for the past 7 years. They have roamed the country (and beyond) together, peeing on the same hydrant, sharing spaghetti and meatballs etc etc. Lady is happy she has finally found the Tramp of her dreams….except (there is always an except isn’t there) Tramp isn’t quite as homeward bound as Lady thinks. Tramp has been sniffing around another bitches hindquarters.
This bitch…
Tramp wants to have his Lady and eat this bitch too.
So….knowing that Tramp already has his lady, what is this bitch to do. Do I take the moral high ground and tell the cheating Tramp to stick it where the sun don’t shine…or do I throw caution to the wind, embrace my whorey side and tell Tramp..to stick it where the sun don’t shine…
Sigh comments are welcomed...
Thank you my mystery writer for that... yes it is true these Tramps look all gangsta sharing their spaghetti with their "Lady" but we all know its not his first shared meal.. and saliva aint the only thing hound puppy sharing with his bitch tonight... ps lady a trip to the vet would be a good idea..
ReplyDeleteI say bite that Tramp on his left testicle and walk away with your tail wagging and a sweet taste in your mouth